Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
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Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Anwser: Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students-
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Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE -
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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday
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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
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-Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."
Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.Teacher:
How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born.
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Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher:
How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
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-Teacher: Where does God live?
Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom
.Teacher: Why do you say that?
Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'
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Teacher:"What is your name?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english."
Student:"My name is Sunlight."
Sunday, December 04, 2005
Saturday, July 02, 2005
Eat this!!@#$%**#$%##$^*^&
1. January to December ; Sunday to Saturday ; Am to Pm ; My feelings for u have never changed..........
U....R....always....a HEADACHE to me !!!!
2. When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the World seems to be fading away, come
along with me i'll take u an eyespecialist !!
3. If marriages are made in heaven, then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
4. During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on thehorse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.
5. Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize that u have
wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool............
6. LOVE is like a CIGAR. It starts with a fire..continues with smoke..and ends in ashes.
But dont worry - we are chain smokers
7. Dear Friend, when i ask u flower u give me bouquet---when i ask u a stone u give me a statue---when i ask u
a feather u give me peacock. ARE U REALLY DEAF ?
8. when i call u; 1 ring means i'm thinking of u; 2 ring means i like u; 3 means i miss u;
4 means .........pick d phone idiot.
9. Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. ...change it toexclamatory sentence ...
Student : WOW !
10. SMILE - is a language of love......SMILE - is a source to win hearts.........SMILE - creates greatness in ur
personality...... SO....Brush ur Teeth FROM today onwards.
11. A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min......A beer shortens your life by 4 min......A working day shortens
your life by 8 hours!!!!..
12. History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....
13. Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide
Thursday, June 30, 2005
A Monkey Story
Story goes like this ---- “A Bihari hat-seller who was passing by a forest decided to take a nap under one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the side. A few hours later, he woke up and realized that all his hats were gone. He looked up and to his surprise, the tree was full of monkeys and they had taken all his hats.
The Bihari sits down and thinks of how he can get the hats down. While thinking he started to scratch his head. The next moment, the monkeys were doing the same. Next, he took down his own hat; the monkeys did exactly the same. An idea came to him, he took his hat and threw it onthe floor and the monkeys did that too. So he finally managed to get all his hats back.
Fifty years later, his grandson, Laloo, also became a hat-seller and had heard this monkey story from his grandfather. One day, just like his grandfather, he passed by the same forest. It was very hot, and he took a nap under the same tree and left the hats on the floor.
He woke up and realized that all his hats were taken by the monkeys on the tree. He remembered his grand father's words, started scratching his head and the monkeys followed. He took down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys followed. Now, very convinced of his grandfather's idea, Laloo threw his hat on the floor but to his surprise, the monkeys still held on to all the hats.
Then one monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat on the floor, gave him a slap and said.......................”
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Guess What????????.
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The answer is almost like -- "You think only you have a grandfather".
The Bihari sits down and thinks of how he can get the hats down. While thinking he started to scratch his head. The next moment, the monkeys were doing the same. Next, he took down his own hat; the monkeys did exactly the same. An idea came to him, he took his hat and threw it onthe floor and the monkeys did that too. So he finally managed to get all his hats back.
Fifty years later, his grandson, Laloo, also became a hat-seller and had heard this monkey story from his grandfather. One day, just like his grandfather, he passed by the same forest. It was very hot, and he took a nap under the same tree and left the hats on the floor.
He woke up and realized that all his hats were taken by the monkeys on the tree. He remembered his grand father's words, started scratching his head and the monkeys followed. He took down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys followed. Now, very convinced of his grandfather's idea, Laloo threw his hat on the floor but to his surprise, the monkeys still held on to all the hats.
Then one monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat on the floor, gave him a slap and said.......................”
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Guess What????????.
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The answer is almost like -- "You think only you have a grandfather".
Saturday, June 25, 2005
what u feel at the time, when u reading the two following quotes!
"What is joy?
It is a bird
That we all want to catch
It is the same bird
That we all love to see flying." ---Sri Chinmoy
"When I start comparing myself to every stranger I pass on the street -- convinced that each one is thinner, richer, smarter, and happier than I am -- I will try to remember that they're looking at me and thinking exactly the same thing".----Barbara Graham
It is a bird
That we all want to catch
It is the same bird
That we all love to see flying." ---Sri Chinmoy
"When I start comparing myself to every stranger I pass on the street -- convinced that each one is thinner, richer, smarter, and happier than I am -- I will try to remember that they're looking at me and thinking exactly the same thing".----Barbara Graham
About My Firm Where I Am Now
Oregon Technologies
I started my career in IT with Oregon Technologies (OT) in November 2003. Oregon Technologies emerged during 2002. OT (Oregon Technologies) is the provider of choice for clients looking to extract maximum returns with the help of information technology (IT). Oregon does business across different geographies like ASIA, US, Europe, etc.
Mr. Mohan Kumar is the Chairman and Managing Director of Oregon. Mr. Praveen, one of the founders of Oregon Technologies, is the chief operating officer. Oregon Technologies is mainly divided into two streams - IT services and BPO services.
Oregon Technologies honors the diversity of talent and experiences, which their people bring to the company. Throughout its team, one will find the highest standards, the brightest minds and the smartest solutions. These are the qualities, which truly define my firm as a leader.
With a singular-minded outsourcing focus, Oregon Technologies is uniquely positioned to support today's business-minded CIO seeking agile solutions. Through its unified global IT outsourcing business, OT delivers best-in-class mainframe, data-center, help-desk and desktop services, application maintenance and development, and increasingly business process outsourcing and transformation services.
Here, entire group possess a wide range of knowledge in platforms such as Java, ASP, JSP, PHP, VB, VC++, .NET, ORACLE, MS Access, XML, HTML, Flash, etc... Moreover each member of the group has wide ranging experience by working in different companies.
Oregon Technologies gives a lot of opportunity for the development of knowledge and skills of the employees. We do have a great opportunity to grow. The caring attitudes of the Oregon Technologies are really great. We can approach any senior managers for help or any kind of issues.
I started my career in IT with Oregon Technologies (OT) in November 2003. Oregon Technologies emerged during 2002. OT (Oregon Technologies) is the provider of choice for clients looking to extract maximum returns with the help of information technology (IT). Oregon does business across different geographies like ASIA, US, Europe, etc.
Mr. Mohan Kumar is the Chairman and Managing Director of Oregon. Mr. Praveen, one of the founders of Oregon Technologies, is the chief operating officer. Oregon Technologies is mainly divided into two streams - IT services and BPO services.
Oregon Technologies honors the diversity of talent and experiences, which their people bring to the company. Throughout its team, one will find the highest standards, the brightest minds and the smartest solutions. These are the qualities, which truly define my firm as a leader.
With a singular-minded outsourcing focus, Oregon Technologies is uniquely positioned to support today's business-minded CIO seeking agile solutions. Through its unified global IT outsourcing business, OT delivers best-in-class mainframe, data-center, help-desk and desktop services, application maintenance and development, and increasingly business process outsourcing and transformation services.
Here, entire group possess a wide range of knowledge in platforms such as Java, ASP, JSP, PHP, VB, VC++, .NET, ORACLE, MS Access, XML, HTML, Flash, etc... Moreover each member of the group has wide ranging experience by working in different companies.
Oregon Technologies gives a lot of opportunity for the development of knowledge and skills of the employees. We do have a great opportunity to grow. The caring attitudes of the Oregon Technologies are really great. We can approach any senior managers for help or any kind of issues.
Friday, June 24, 2005
!!! VERY STRANGE !!! KNOW THESE FACTS!!!!! INTERESTING!!!!
Read below u'll come to know about certain unknown facts......
Coca-Cola was originally green.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
The strongest muscle i! n the body is the tongue.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row ! of the keyboard.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
the "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
Ans. - Honey
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
A snail can sleep for three years.
All polar bears are left handed.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
Coca-Cola was originally green.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
The strongest muscle i! n the body is the tongue.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row ! of the keyboard.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
the "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
Ans. - Honey
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
A snail can sleep for three years.
All polar bears are left handed.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
Thursday, June 23, 2005
About My City
Thiruvananthapuram:
The capital city of Kerala
Formerly known as Trivandrum, Thiruvananthapuram is a center of various cultural activities and offers everything a visitor may ask for. Literally the word Thiruvananthapuram means the abode of the sacred thousand headed serpent Anantha, who forms the couch on which reclines Lord Vishnu.
The city is among the famous tourist and commercial centers of south India. As evidenced by the various buildings around the city, the place is remarkable for the subtle merging of modern and traditional architecture. Being the state capital, Thiruvananthapuram also throbs with political activity.
The city has many hot tourist destinations such as Kovalam Beach, Shanghumughom Beach and Veli Tourist Village. Kovalam Beach graces the southern edge of the city. Vikram Sarabhai Space Center, which plays an important role in India’s space program, is at the northern end.
Other tourist spots are Napier Museum, Sree Chitra Art Gallery, Thiruvananthapuram Zoo and Natural History Museum. There is the Sri Padmanabhaswamy Temple and the Pazhavangadi Ganapathy Temple for the religiously minded people.
An important entry point into India, Thiruvananthapuram provides links to the Maldives, Sri Lanka and many countries to the west of the Arabian Sea. Trivandrum Airport, an international airport, serves as the main gateway into Kerala. Thiruvananthapuram Central Bus Station and Thiruvananthapuram Central Railway Station connect this city with other prominent destinations in and around Kerala.
The capital city of Kerala
Formerly known as Trivandrum, Thiruvananthapuram is a center of various cultural activities and offers everything a visitor may ask for. Literally the word Thiruvananthapuram means the abode of the sacred thousand headed serpent Anantha, who forms the couch on which reclines Lord Vishnu.
The city is among the famous tourist and commercial centers of south India. As evidenced by the various buildings around the city, the place is remarkable for the subtle merging of modern and traditional architecture. Being the state capital, Thiruvananthapuram also throbs with political activity.
The city has many hot tourist destinations such as Kovalam Beach, Shanghumughom Beach and Veli Tourist Village. Kovalam Beach graces the southern edge of the city. Vikram Sarabhai Space Center, which plays an important role in India’s space program, is at the northern end.
Other tourist spots are Napier Museum, Sree Chitra Art Gallery, Thiruvananthapuram Zoo and Natural History Museum. There is the Sri Padmanabhaswamy Temple and the Pazhavangadi Ganapathy Temple for the religiously minded people.
An important entry point into India, Thiruvananthapuram provides links to the Maldives, Sri Lanka and many countries to the west of the Arabian Sea. Trivandrum Airport, an international airport, serves as the main gateway into Kerala. Thiruvananthapuram Central Bus Station and Thiruvananthapuram Central Railway Station connect this city with other prominent destinations in and around Kerala.
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