Eat this!!@#$%**#$%##$^*^&

1. January to December ; Sunday to Saturday ; Am to Pm ; My feelings for u have never changed..........

U....R....always....a HEADACHE to me !!!!

2. When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the World seems to be fading away, come

along with me i'll take u an eyespecialist !!

3. If marriages are made in heaven, then what are made in Hell?

Ans : the days after marriage

4. During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on thehorse ?

He is given his last chance to run away.

5. Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize that u have

wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool............

6. LOVE is like a CIGAR. It starts with a fire..continues with smoke..and ends in ashes.

But dont worry - we are chain smokers

7. Dear Friend, when i ask u flower u give me bouquet---when i ask u a stone u give me a statue---when i ask u

a feather u give me peacock. ARE U REALLY DEAF ?

8. when i call u; 1 ring means i'm thinking of u; 2 ring means i like u; 3 means i miss u;

4 means .........pick d phone idiot.

9. Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. ...change it toexclamatory sentence ...

Student : WOW !

10. SMILE - is a language of love......SMILE - is a source to win hearts.........SMILE - creates greatness in ur

personality...... SO....Brush ur Teeth FROM today onwards.

11. A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min......A beer shortens your life by 4 min......A working day shortens

your life by 8 hours!!!!..

12. History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?

Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....

13. Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class

Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide